By opening, calculating with, or sharing Wrongulator ("the Service"), you agree to these Terms. If you don't agree, please close the tab — there are correct calculators elsewhere, and we wish them well.
Wrongulator is a parody / entertainment product. It is designed to produce deliberately incorrect answers and confident, fictional reasons for them. Nothing it outputs is a statement of mathematical fact. The wrongness is the feature, not a bug, defect, or malfunction (even the one labelled "malfunction").
You must not use Wrongulator's output for anything that actually matters — including but not limited to homework, exams, finances, taxes, accounting, medical, engineering, scientific, legal, or safety decisions. It is for amusement only.
The Service is provided "as is" and "as available", without warranties of any kind, and emphatically without any warranty of correctness, accuracy, or fitness for any purpose.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Wrongulator and its operators are not liable for any loss or damage arising from your use of, or reliance on, the Service or its intentionally wrong answers. If a calculator that openly promises to be wrong still surprised you by being wrong, that one is on you.
Nothing in these Terms excludes liability that cannot be excluded under applicable law (for example, for death or personal injury caused by negligence, or fraud).
When using the Service, please don't:
We may rate-limit, block, or remove content to keep things running and fun.
When you share a calculation, the expression and its result may be displayed publicly (e.g. in the Hall of Fame) along with a share count. By sharing, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free licence to display it for the operation and promotion of the Service. Don't submit personal information or anything you don't have the right to share — it's a calculator, keep it about the maths.
The Wrongulator name, design, look, code, and the gloriously wrong copy are owned by us and protected by law. Enjoy them, screenshot them, share them — but don't clone the Service or pass it off as your own.
We may change, pause, or discontinue the Service, and may update these Terms, at any time. We don't promise uptime, permanence, or that any particular wrong answer will exist forever (though we try). Continued use after a change means you accept the updated Terms.
These Terms are governed by the laws of Finland, without regard to conflict-of-law rules, and the courts of Finland have jurisdiction — except where your local consumer-protection law gives you stronger rights, in which case those apply.
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